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Last Call

2008-07-11T10:10:00.000-07:00

I'm done with Blogger/Blogspot/Whatever. I've been crossposting here from my Multiply site for a while now and I get the feeling that no one reads it here, so this will be the final blog entry. I've enjoyed my time here, but Multiply offers so much more and a better sense of community and that's what I need at this point in my life. So, to my faithful reader, thank you for reading. So long, and may the good news be yours.

Three Confession Thursday

2008-07-09T18:55:00.000-07:00

I'm doing this late Wednesday night while these are on my mind since I have to work early on Thursday.

1.) I want more out of life than what I have, but I'm not sure what it is or how to get it.

2.) I'm afraid of confessions.

3.) I never realized how much my Dad meant to me until after he passed away.

Robo-Hulk, ROBO-SMASH!!!

2008-07-09T05:33:00.000-07:00

I suppose I should have made this more of a review, but there doesn't seem to be a way to put more than one picture in a review here at Multiply, so we go the route of the blog. On Sunday, I stopped by a Wal-Mart to pick up something easy for dinner (ham steaks and frozen mac & cheese), but as always when I'm at a Wal-Mart, or anywhere that sells toys, I check out the toy department.

So, as I'm looking over the multitude of Star Wars pegwarmers and the leftovers from whatever Transformers were put out a few days previously, I come across a new line of toys. The Transformers Crossovers. This is a line where, as the story on the back of the package goes, Mr. Fantastic and Iron Man use alien technology to build enhanced robotic suits for the Marvel heroes to use that can transform into vehicles. Dr. Doom stole the technology to make bad guy mechs, and now the world can get even more blown up by super heroes pretending to be Transformers. I picked up the Hulk since he looked the coolest and seemed like the most absurd candidate for this program.

I mean, c'mon, the Hulk isn't exactly a stable character as it is, do we really want to make him even stronger and harder to control? But, it's a toy line, so what the hell?

Hulk starts out as as tank right out of the package. It's not a real model as far as I can tell, but that's the glory of this line; the characters don't have to look like anything real so their designs don't suffer, unlike the Star Wars Transformers line. The tank mode rolls well and the barrel pivots up and down and that's about it. I think it looks pretty nifty and find it's a little ironic that the Hulk would transform into the one vehicle he's known for smashing more than anything else.

The transformation is a little tricky in parts, but not too bad. The turret becomes the legs and the treads become the arms. There are a lot of panels that fold in and around themselves, but they lock into place pretty well. Hulk has great articulation, including spring-loaded shoulders and waist for extra punching power. Unfortunately, that means he's limited in how he's posed, since you can't keep the shoulders extended out or the waist turned. But, he's fun to play with.

Since I'm still mad at Sunstreaker for causing Duke to wake me up yesterday morning, I put him in an action shot here for scale purposes. Hulk is only slightly larger than a deluxe class Transformer, the $10 range, but costs $5 more. I assume some of the extra cost is due to licensing agreements with Marvel as he really isn't quite worth the extra dough, but is a lot more fun to play with than, say Transformers Animated Megatron. But, that's for another blog.

While I'm not the biggest Hulk fan, this was the one toy out of the initial assortment (Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Venom) that I thought looked cool enough to give a try. So, if you like things that transform and value my friendship, you'll buy this toy. I'm kidding about that last part... or... am I? Dun dun DUN DUN dun duuuun!

Ten Thought Tuesday + 1 - Toy Edition

2008-07-08T05:23:00.000-07:00

1.) Sunstreaker, the yellow robot pictured, fell over last night around 4am.

2.) He knocked Duke, the one with the flag, over, and Duke landed on my head.

3.) This woke me up.

4.) Somewhere in the bedroom is Duke's rifle, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

5.) Of the 3 Transformers in the picture, Octane, the one on the right, is the one I find the most fun to fiddle with.

6.) Barbecue, he red armored guy, is a new addition to the collection.

7.) I had to have him since he's always been one of my favorite characters.

8.) The guy that looks like Snake-Eyes with red goggles is really Firefly.

9.) He came in a 2-pack with the Storm Shadow pictured and a nifty comic book written by Larry Hama.

10.) It's easy to rearrange Sunstreaker to look completely different than pictured, likely due to the rumor his brother Sideswipe will be released later in the year.

11.) I'm watching Transformers Animated with the Spanish audio this morning and not understanding a word of it, but having fun anyway.

Mom's Recipe for Blueberry Buckle

2008-07-07T13:43:00.000-07:00

Mom gave me her Blueberry Buckle recipe yesterday. So, here it is for the whole world, or my audience of three people. :-)

Ingredients:

1/2 cup shortening
1/2 cup sugar
1 well-beaten egg
2 cups flour
2-1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup milk
2 cups fresh blueberries
another 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup flour
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 cup butter

Directions:

Cream shortening, and 1/2 cup sugar, add the egg and mix well. Sift 2 cups flour, baking powder, and salt; add to creamed mixture alternatively with milk. Pour into a well-greased 11-1/2 x 7-1/2 x 1-1/2 inch pan. Sprinkle blueberries over batter.

Combine the second 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup flour, cinnamon, and butter until crumbly; sprinkle over blueberries.

Bake in moderate oven (say, 350 degrees) for 45 to 50 minutes. Serve warm with whipped cream. Enjoy!

Yesterday...

2008-07-02T05:18:00.000-07:00

... a guy I see at least once a year at the annual local Transformers convention I help a friend of mine with came into my work. We gave each other acknowledging glances as I was in the back working and he was browsing the comic books. When I was able to, I got to the back counter and he approached me with some sad news. His friend Don, one of the nicest guys I've ever met and a fellow fan of Transformers, passed away at the end of March from a heart attack. He was only 42 years old. I was stunned to say the least. This was a guy who had a passion for everything. I remember running into him at Wal-Mart with our respective wives and he showed off the finished product of a tattoo on his arm that was in the works for a few years. It was a cool dragon with a Decepticon insignia over it. Don also seemed to have an endless supply of cash at CybCon, the Transformers convention mentioned earlier. He always won whatever he bid on at the auctions. But, if a child was bidding on something, even if he really wanted it, he would back off. Don was a class act all the way and CybCon will not be the same this year without him.

Later, I went to Taco Bell for lunch and met up with two of my coworkers by accident. I ordered last and go my food before Terrance, the young man who ordered before me. I started to eat as he went to the counter to see what happened to his order. Now, I'd ordered some new huge box lunch thing, so there was a lot of food on my tray. After finishing the first wrapped cheese thing, Terrance comes back with his order, followed by an employee. She looks at my tray and says, "This not what you ordered, yes?" Confused at what she meant by her broken Engrish didn't help, I stared blankly at her. She proceeded to take a quesadilla and another wrapped cheese thing from my plate saying, "You no pay for this. Is not your order." And walked to the back. I was confused until I realized that they put Terrance's order on the same tray as mine, but didn't call his receipt number, only mine. I wanted to complain about her rude attitude and lack of proper grammar skills, but we all just had a laugh over it instead. Stupid Taco Bell employees.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-07-01T06:48:00.000-07:00

1.) I slept in until 9am this morning.

2.) That's extremely late for me.

3.) I loved eating tacos during grade school lunch hours.

4.) I still enjoy tacos.

5.) The blueberry bushes at Mom's house are starting to ripen.

6.) I'm eagerly awaiting Mom's blueberry buckle.

7.) Dad always liked the blueberries and the buckles.

8.) I'm seeing my friend Paul this coming weekend.

9.) We haven't seen each other in about 20 years.

10.) I'm scared and excited at the same time.

Wedding for a Friend

2008-06-29T07:01:00.000-07:00

We attended a wedding for a long-time friend of ours, Brenda Sawyer (now Adamson) yesterday in the scorching 90+ degree heat in Yelm, Washington. It was held at the Plantation and while nice, it lacked an important feature considering it's location and the weather yesterday; air conditioning.

We'd never been to a Buddhist wedding before, though we have been to a couple Buddhist ceremonies previously. Instead of psalms and readings from the bible, which we're well used to, there was chanting and drinking of sake by the bride and groom, Tamaz Adamson. They exchanged vows, tossed the bouquet and garter, cut the cake, all the usual wedding stuffs.

We had the fortune of sitting next to an older Japanese woman who talked our ear off throughout the day. Due to the noise, I could only make out every 5th word or so. I followed my wife's cue, who heard more than I did, and nodded along when appropriate. She is a sweet lady and I think she enjoyed having a young couple to talk to.

In-between the service and the bride and groom's initial going through the buffet line, I overheard the officiator telling some people the buffet line was open. I thought it was odd, but I was hungry, so I told my wife and we followed the small crowd. Just as I was about to dish up, they told everyone that went early that the bride and groom needed to go first. I was so embarrassed and found myself glaring at the officiator on occasion throughout the rest of the time we were there, though I suppose I should have remembered from my own wedding.

After the couple lit a memorial candle for Brenda's parents, both of whom passed away - her Mom two years ago, and Tamaz' mother, who passed away just the day before, we had a moment of silence and then it was off to the buffet line. The food was pretty darn good. I won't bore you with the details, but it was good enough to warrant a second pass through for some of the more delectable treats. The wedding cake was yummy too.

After the money dance, we made our way home, thankful for a beautiful day for our friends new life together and that the Kia Rondo comes standard with air conditioning.

Eulogy for a Father

2008-06-25T16:18:00.000-07:00

I wasn't sure I wanted to post this or not. But, after watching the the DVD for the second time, I've decided that I want to share the eulogy I wrote for my Dad with the world.

"My Dad, Richard Mistron, was a handsome, New York City boy, who spent many days playing with fire hydrants and running through the streets with his friends. One day, during one of his many adventures, he was walking along the top of a fence and fell from it. On his way home, he found a Bazooka Joe bubblegum wrapper on the ground. Instead of continuing on his way to report the fall to his parents; he stopped to read the comic strip printed on the wrapper. That was how Dad was; he always had a sense of humor no matter how grave the situation.

Dad got his sense of humor from his Father, Charles. As a child, when he would get mad at his Dad, he would lock himself in the bathroom. His Father would draw little cartoons of Dad in the bathroom and slip them under the door to make Dad laugh. It always worked and they would resolve whatever the problem was.

Dad grew into a man, and like many men, he signed up for the military. Dad’s enlistment came at an interesting time in military history. The Army and the Air Force split, and when Dad was given a choice as to where to attend basic training, his choice of a Texas boot camp led him down the path of the Air Force. Dad proudly served in the Air Force for almost 27 years, many of those as an aircraft mechanic and foreman.

Dad traveled the world during his time in the Air Force, but it was when he was stationed in Wiesbaden, Germany with his friend Bill, that his life would change forever. Bill was going out with a young lady who had a couple friends. Bill told Dad that both were available and Dad said he would “take the short one.” And that’s how Dad met Mom in July of 1959. Everyone knew when Dad was coming to pick up Mom because he had a pink Oldsmobile. The Oldsmobile was pink due to a misunderstanding about the color he selected when he bought the car. So Dad stood out wherever he drove.

It was a short courtship. Dad was heading back stateside soon and he knew Mom was the gal for him, so in September of that same year, they were married. For the remainder of his time in the service, they moved across the US, calling home to Nebraska and Maine before settling in Tacoma, WA, where Dad was stationed at McChord AFB. Less then two years before he retired from active duty, they had their only child, Richard Charles.

After a year stationed in Alaska, Dad retired from the Air Force in 1974 and worked a few odd jobs here and there, including a job at a garden center near home. During my childhood, Dad would take me everywhere on the weekends. He reasoned that Mom had me during the week, so the weekends were his. He would take me on the ferry to Vashon Island where I learned what a tourist trap was, we would go for walks in the woods in our neighborhood where houses now stand, and I would always go garbage dump with Dad to help him get rid of yard waste. On the way home from some of these trips to the dump, we would stop by Mike’s Burgers for an ice cream cone. The only condition was that I wasn’t to tell Mom. It was to be our little secret. There were a couple times I let it slip, but nothing ever came of it.

In 1976, Dad started his second career at Ft. Lewis in Billeting and eventually became the Housing Manager. He retired from civil service with the Army in 1992. One of Dad’s favorite stories from when he worked for the Army was about the time a couple of young soldiers didn’t show up on base until a day after they were supposed to. They presented Dad with a bill from a hotel somewhere in Tacoma for the previous night. When asked why they didn’t just report to base housing, they replied, “We drove up and down I-5 from Tacoma to Seattle and couldn’t find Ft. Lewis.” Dad didn’t buy it, since Ft. Lewis is rather hard to miss of the interstate, so he gave the bill back to them.

Once retired, Mom and Dad traveled together to various spots around the world including Maui, the Grand Canyon, Mexico, Canada, and Germany. Unfortunately, the trips started to slow down in 1998 when Dad’s health began to decline. Eventually, Dad became dependant on a walker and wheelchair to get around. But, he never complained. He said that it is what it is. Dad bounced back from some serious health scares in the past, so when he fell last month, we hoped he would do the same again. For a while, Dad seemed like he would beat this latest episode. Regrettably, this time, Dad faced a series of health challenges that he just could not overcome. When he passed, Dad was surrounded by those who loved him and his presence will remain with us all for the rest of our days."

Change

2008-06-25T15:05:00.000-07:00

During my daily call with Mom this evening, I found myself smiling. I realized that I was probably the only person she talked to today. Not that I find that a good thing, but it made me realize that I'm appreciating the time I spend with my Mom, be it in-person or on the phone, a lot more these days.

Before Dad passed away, I didn't look forward to calling my parents as Mom would go on and on about things I just didn't find interesting and she didn't seem to give me time to say anything I might want to talk about. Dad and I didn't talk much on the phone, but I always enjoyed those silent talks.

Now, I find myself caring more about what she has to say. I try a little harder to do more talking now too and I think our relationship is getting better. However, I wonder if I'm being too overprotective of her now that Dad's gone. Maybe that's normal. I don't know.

I do know that I miss those times where Dad and I both struggled to find something to say. "We'll see you when we see you," he'd always say in closing before we said we loved each other.

Ten Thoughts on Tuesday

2008-06-24T16:16:00.000-07:00

1.) We got the DVDs of Dad's Memorial and Honor Guard services this afternoon.

2.) I took them to Mom's after I picked them up, which was after work today.

3.) I was torn if I wanted to watch it.

4.) We did.

5.) It was hard to watch, especially during the eulogy and the playing of Taps.

6.) I'm glad we watched it though.

7.) In the past two days, I've bought three Transformers.

8.) They're all cool in they're own way.

9.) The new Soundwave comes with a guitar that turns into Laserbeak.

10.) I wonder what Dad is doing right now.

House Call

2008-06-23T14:49:00.000-07:00

What's this? A package in the mail? I wonder what it could be...

G.I.Joe? What did I order that would be from G.I.Joe? Oh yeah! All those comic book 2-packs I bought had a mail-away offer in them. That was rather fast.

It's Doc! Well, technically, it's G.I.Joe Doc. I guess they can't trademark or copyright the word doc. He comes with a stretcher, pistol, satchel, flare launcher, and display stand. What surprised me is that he comes sealed on a card that's in a clam shell. As a mail-away figure, I expected him to come in a small, white box that was big enough for the figure, accessories, and a file card. I never expected a fully carded action figure. Hats off to Hasbro for going the extra mile on Doc.

I haven't opened him yet, but will probably do so at a later date. Doc was always one of my favorite characters form the cartoon, so I'm glad to add him to my collection. Sorry, Brandon, you shant be getting this one.

Dad's Air Force Work

2008-06-21T16:10:00.000-07:00

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but in case I didn't here we go. During my Dad's time in the Air Force, he worked as an aircraft mechanic, primarily on the KC-135 Stratotanker. In talking with my Mom tonight, I was reminded of the particular aircraft and so I thought I'd share an image of it I found at Air Force Link.

I never knew my Dad when he worked on those, so it amazes me that my Dad was a part of something like that. Those things are so huge and he fixed them up. Cool! Mom told me tonight that Dad said he could take apart an airplane engine and put it back together, but he couldn't do the same to a car engine. I think I remember him telling me that too, back in the day. What a nice stroll down memory lane phone call with Mom was. Thanks, Dad.

A Dream, Hugs, and Kisses

2008-06-20T01:46:00.000-07:00

I awoke this morning from a dream that I wish I could have experienced longer. So, I came out to the living room to blog about it before I completely forget all the details. That and it's excruciatingly hot in the bedroom.

In the dream, Mom and I would go about things, but there would be this man following us. It would turn out to be my Dad. While Mom embraced the idea that he was back, I remained somewhat skeptical. I mean, we have the cremains, right? At one point, we're walking along a windy mountain road that is actually on an island. Mom is uncharacteristically ahead and I find myself shouting at Dad to catch up as he stopped to look at something in the water by a guard rail.

We eventually made it home and I try to confront Mom with the fact that this couldn't be Dad because Dad is dead. She wouldn't hear of it and went into the garage to get him. I started to think about her sister, long since passed away, and then my Aunt was standing right there beside me. I thought that this would prove to Mom that this couldn't really be Dad. So, when I showed Mom that her sister was back and told her how strange this was, she replied with something along the lines of, "Yes it is a strange day, isn't it?"

Dad came in from the garage and I found myself dress in some weird, open-helmet Star Wars costume and pointed a toy lightsaber at him as he was going to, what I felt was literally, disappear into the dark hall leading to the bedrooms in my parent's home. Now, Dad was dressed as Darth Vader, who he always told me was his favorite character from Star Wars (the original trilogy), and I followed him into the darkness, my lightsaber giving off enough light to keep him in sight.

The pursuit ended in the 1/2-bath in the master bedroom, which is barely large enough for two grown men to stand in, and I said in a semi-serious, semi-playful tone that I wanted him to reveal himself. Darth Vader took off his helmet and costume to reveal my Dad. I was overjoyed and gave him a kiss and a hug. Realizing how wonderful it felt to hold him again, and it did feel so real in my dream - so wonderfully, fantastically real, I gave him another kiss and another hug.

"I know what's going on here," I said as he started to tie a weird cloth mask around his face. "I know that you're dead. You have to stop tormenting Mom. She's been through so much." He replied with something like, "What she doesn't know won't hurt her," or something along those lines. I started to rebuke him when I woke up.

I sat there for a moment and wanted to cry, but didn't. Instead, I grabbed my plastic water cup from last night, came out to the living room and lit Dad's memorial candle, refilled the cup with ice and water and as I waited for the computer to boot up I talked to Dad through the candle thanking him for the dream. I talked about a few other things, but I tried to focus on the positive side of things, especially those hugs and kisses.

Man, those felt really good. Really, really good.

Indiana Jones, meet Han Solo

2008-06-19T18:37:00.000-07:00

I've been playing Lego Indiana Jones for a while now on the PSP and was pleasantly surprised when I stumbled upon C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Chewbacca hidden in some of the levels. Turns out that there are five hidden Lego Star Wars characters in the game and when you find them all, you unlock Han Solo as a playable character. I found Leia earlier tonight and thanks to this site, I found R2-D2 just a bit ago, thereby unlocking a certain scruffy-looking nerf-herder to join Indiana Jones in his adventures.

Here is the video from that page I liked to above, explaining in detail how to unlock Han. I think it's worth the trouble. Now, if I could only find all the stupid artifact pieces to unlock the secret game levels.

Mighty!

2008-06-18T17:35:00.000-07:00

With the Joes and Cobras gone, relegated to somewhere in Minnesota, the Star Wars Mighty Muggs now take center stage on one of the largest shelves in the master bedroom of our small, two-bedroom apartment. Allow me to introduce you to the trendy side of the Force, made from 100% recycled awesome.

From left to right, we have Luke Skywalker in his Bespin fatigues, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca (my first Mighty Mugg), Lando Calrission (my favorite Mugg of Might), C-3PO, and Yoda. With the exception of Luke (removable hand) Leia (skirt and "buns") and Yoda (short legs), they all share the same mold.

Continuing on we see Yoda again, Darth Vader, a Stormtroper, Boba Fett, Jango Fett, and Clone Commander Cody. Other than accessories, these all are the same basic figure.

We see the Fetts and Cody again in this picture alone with Emperor Palpatine, Darth Maul, and General Grievous. Except for Palpy's dress... err, robes, these are all the same mold as well.

I really like these guys, even the Marvel ones, and am looking forward to the Indiana Jones ones coming out later in the year. They're just so darn cool, in my opinion.

No Joe

2008-06-17T19:46:00.000-07:00

I started to collect G.I. Joe again despite my efforts to curb the amount of things I collect. Here was how my Joe shelf looked about two weeks ago.

Here we have the heroes. There's Hawk, Duke, Scarlet, Grunt, Rock N Roll, Lady Jaye, Battle-Ravaged Snake-Eyes, Ace, Torpedo, Snow Job, new Snake-Eyes, Target's exclusive Night Specter with Grand Slam, and Duke with flag and jet-pack.

Up next is the Target exclusive AWE Striker driven by Crankcase with Hawk, Breaker, and Beachhead riding along. The Cobra Legions musical insignia leads the way for the Cobra figures on the shelf starting with an armored Cobra Commander, a regular Cobra Commander, Destro, Scarface, and a couple generic Cobra troopers.

Here we have Crimson hooded Cobra Commander, Wild Weasel, and three flavors of Crimson Guard, the Cobra Legions figures (Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, an Air Trooper, Stinger Driver, and another Cobra trooper), new Destro, Storm Shadow, Firefly, HISS Driver, and an Air Trooper. Lastly is the Target exclusive HISS tank driven by it's driver with yet another Crimson Guard in the turret and the Crimson Twins, Tomax and Xamot, riding on the back.

What's on the shelf now? Star Wars Mighty Muggs. What happened to the Joes and Cobras? Well, most of them went to my friend Brandon as a birthday present. See, he collects too, but not as fiercely as I do. I'm also in the midst of a slow purge of material things, not all material things, just a good amount of them. Besides, I couldn't think of a better home for those real American heroes and their terrorist counterparts.

Two Tale Tuesday

2008-06-17T19:08:00.000-07:00

1.) Over a month ago, I saw a Father's Day card at Target while Dad was in the hospital. It was a kiddie card with Optimus Prime from the 2007 movie on the front and when you opened it you heard him say, "Autobots, transform and roll out." Dad wasn't a big Transformers fan, but he knew I liked them and I thought it would be a goofy card to give him as a gag. I walked around with it in hand while I shopped, but when I got to the cashier, I decided to put it back. I think on some level I might have known Dad wouldn't see it. After he passed away, I saw it again and this time I bought it.

This past Sunday, on Father's Day, I wrote in it, thanking him for all he did and how I missed him, and took it with me when we went to the cemetery. I left it by his marker as we stood there in silence. Mom asked if she could take it home with her since they'd likely just throw it out after a while, so I said yes. Now it hangs in his bedroom, still sealed. But, I'd like to think he read it somehow.

2.) Today, I was helping Mom out by cleaning the back gutters of her home. Two years back, my parents had a new roof installed, but apparently they didn't clean up their mess, so there was a lot of old roof crap in the gutter. On one side, as she showed me yesterday, two small trees were growing out of the drain pipe. I pulled them out and tried to dig the stuff out, but it was packed in good. So, I went from one end to the other, shovelling and grabbing the larger pieces then I went back through with the hose and moved the remaining sludge to the other end and down the good drain pipe.

Mom has a "snake" that she used when Dad would clog the toilet so she wouldn't have to pay a plumber $95 for 15 minutes of work. I tried using that on the clogged end to no avail. I felt a sort of whisper in my ear that said to try blasting the crud with the hose. So, I grabbed the nozzle and slowly began to barrel water into the clog. Some stuff seeped up and out, so I scooped it away and continued to shoot water into the drain. Next thing I know, Mom's hollering that water was coming through at the bottom. I kept going and soon the drain pipe was clear. I'd like to think that whisper I heard was Dad lending a helping hand. Thanks, Dad, for continuing to look out for us.

DAMN IT

2008-06-13T16:20:00.000-07:00

I just got an email from my friend's husband a moment ago;

"Cindy died today, peacefully, gracefully, beautifully at home. I presume that you know she had untreatable metastatic breast cancer...

It has been a while since Cindy had been able to drink anything at all and it would be fitting to raise a glass of water (or Jameson's whiskey!) to her memory.

Please feel free to keep in touch; I will gladly answer any of your questions and/or fill in any blanks..."

You are missed, Cynthia Bogart. I am a better person for having known you.

What's the Point?

2008-06-13T14:20:00.000-07:00

I found out today that a former coworker that moved to Arizona at the end of last year with her husband and kids has breast cancer. I've been told it's very severe and she may not have long to live. She was one of the best people I've ever had the pleasure of working with. She never had a negative thing to say and always worked hard. She emailed me this past January and I never got around to responding until tonight. God, I feel so fucking horrible. I should have emailed her before now. I should have been a better friend.

Why does this shit keep happening? I don't know how much more of this I can take. I really, honestly don't.

Let the Wall of Remembrance Tell the Tale

2008-06-10T09:22:00.000-07:00

I went over to Mom's house this morning to help her hang up the various certificates and what-not in Dad's bedroom. See, it used to be my bedroom when I lived there. After I moved out, it was a guest room or sorts and when Dad's health started to decline about 5 years back, he moved in since it was right across the hall from the bathroom. Now, it serves as a memorial to the greatest man I've ever known. God, I miss him.

We started with the flag that was presented to Mom at the Honor Guard service last Friday. We bought a case for it and hung it in the center of the wall.

Next up came the display case Mom put together using some of Dad's ribbons, the only medal of his he didn't throw away (don't ask, I don't know why and neither does Mom), three of the shells from the 21 gun salute at last Friday's service, and a few decorations Mom's picked up here and there.

After that, we hung Dad's Air Force retirement certificate and Mom's appreciation certificate for, as she put it, "being a good Air Force wife."

Up next came a plaque from the Air Force for outstanding performance in quality control inspection.

Then came the three pieces from the Air Force memorial that Dad was a charter member of with a donation he made a number of years ago before it was built. They wouldn't photograph to well and my camera is on the way out thanks to our kitty, so I took a group shot of the wall before the final pieces were put up.

And lastly came a variety of certificates thanking Dad for 35 years of military service (both Air Force and Army) and then 40 years, retirement from his civil service in the Army, and appreciation certificates for him and Mom.

It was a fun and somewhat frustrating time since I didn't get the bottom row terribly even. It was more fun than not and I was more than happy to help Mom out with this. I can't wait to go back and look at it all again.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-06-10T04:37:00.000-07:00

1.) Happy birthday, Brandon!

2.) Our cat, Fiona, loves to play with and drop our digital camera.

3.) She finally broke the viewing screen on the back of it yesterday.

4.) The thing still works, but you can't see about 1/2 of what you're taking a picture of.

5.) Thankfully, our new digital video camera takes pics too.

6.) Just have to figure out how that works.

7.) It's June and the mountain passes have been getting snow for the past 10 hours.

8.) I thought this was supposed to be global warming.

9.) This is day 3 of six in a row at work for me.

10.) Gonna help Mom out up some pictures at her home this morning. Off I go!

Forever Twinkies

2008-06-08T09:47:00.000-07:00

Must. Own.

2008-06-06T16:36:00.000-07:00

Reunited

2008-06-06T16:20:00.000-07:00

From the 6th grade through most of my high school days, I had a best friend named Paul. Sometime during high school, he moved from Tacoma to Everett with his parents and we slowly drifted apart, but I would visit him occasionally and we talked on the phone often. A year after we graduated, I got a call that he was getting married and he wanted me in the wedding party. Here's where things go awry. I was (and in some ways still am) a momma's boy and Mom didn't like the idea of me driving from Tacoma to Everett so she managed to talked me out of it and I told my best friend in all the world that I wouldn't be there on the most important day of his life. We would talk on occasion after his wedding, but eventually we lost contact.

Throughout the years, I've tried to get back in contact with Paul, but every time I get close to finding his phone number, it would cost money and usually quite a bit. It may sound cheap of me, but all I wanted was a phone number and didn't think that I should have to pay $50 or more for what should be free information. So, every once in a while, I would try only to be blocked by large fees. Looking back, maybe I should have just coughed up the dough.

Yesterday, I decided to try again and got a lot more information than previous attempts, just no phone number. I really felt compelled to find him this time around, mainly to let him know about my Dad's passing since he knew my parents so very well. Then, I remembered his Dad's name and got a phone number! I jotted the number and called. His Mom answered and soon we were reminiscing about days gone by almost 20 years past. She graciously gave me her Son's phone number and after a couple minutes of crying with joy, yet fearful of what I would say and what he would say, I called. He was taking a nap. So, I left my name and number and hoped and prayed he would call back.

He did.

We must have talked for almost 3 hours, catching up on things and remembering embarrassing times we shared. Halfway through the conversation, I brought up the wedding and gave him a long-overdue apology. He told me that he hadn't thought of that in years and though he was mad at me, and rightfully so, for a long time, he was over it and told me not to hold onto regrets. For the first time in almost 20 years, I've felt like a great weight was lifted from my shoulders. My heart feels less heavy now.

We've made tentative plans to see each other during the summer sometime after baseball season is over (he coaches for one of his sons) when they'll be less busy. I'm really looking forward to seeing him after all these years and meeting his family. Since he live near his parents and sisters, I'll get to see them again too.

I'd like to think my Dad had a hand in getting my friend and I back together again. If it weren't for him passing away, I wouldn't have felt the need to contact Paul again after all these years. Granted, I would still like my Dad to be around. I miss him terribly so. But, I am glad to finally be reunited with the best friend I've ever had, not counting my wife of course - that's different. Thanks, Dad. It's nice to know you're still looking out for me.

Tuesday's Ten Thoughts

2008-06-03T04:42:00.000-07:00

1) Considering I only worked 2 days in the month of May, work went well for me yesterday.

2) I find that talking to someone, in person, for the first time about my Dad brings me to tears.

3) Subsequent conversations seem to be fine.

4) I wish I knew why that was, but I'm not concerned.

5) I preordered LEGO Indiana Jones for the PSP last week.

6) Gamestop called me last night about it.

7) I will pick it up this morning when the store opens.

8) Only 1 hour and 20 minutes left to wait.

9) I'm finally eating breakfast after being up for over an hour.

10) A bowl of Apple Jacks.

Legacy: Forbidden Fruit

2008-06-02T08:54:00.000-07:00

When I was a young boy, I found my Dad's pellet gun (a Crosman Mark I Pellgun Target PIstol to be precise) that he used to shoot before I was born. He let me hold it and practice aiming, but didn't let me fire it off since, if I remember right, he didn't think Mom would like me shooting a gun even if it was only a pellgun. I was told not to play with it and not to point it at anyone. But, I would find myself, every once in while, going for it when my parents weren't around, not like Dad hid the thing. It would drift into and out of my hands from time to time, but I never took it outside or fired it and I can only guess the hows, whens, and whys Dad used it.

When I moved out of my parent's home, Dad let me take it with him. When I moved in with my wife, then fiancee, in 2000, I brought it along and tucked it away under the bed. This morning, I pulled it out for the first time in years. The box lid has seen better days, but the piece itself is in pristine condition. It's heavy too, even to my adult hands, so I can only imagine what I thought when I held it over 30 years ago. There are still pellets in the container that sits in the box with the gun and manual. Man, those things are tiny.

I started to search online for information about this gun and it's possible worth since it is over 30 years old, not that I'd ever dream of parting with this beauty. So, while I couldn't find much about value outside of ordering an expensive book I only need for one entry, I did find this site that has a wealth of information I've not gone through completely yet.

Holding it in my hand and looking at the box gives me a sense of piece. I can feel Dad here with me. I really should do some target practice with this.

2 Weeks + 1 Day

2008-06-02T04:59:00.000-07:00

It’s now been two weeks since my Dad passed away. Each day seems to drag on, but 15 have passed and it doesn’t really feel like it’s been that long. While I seem to be doing a good enough job distracting myself during daylight hours, I still feel a monstrous depression throughout the day, even more so at night when less is going on. My mind races with questions and doubts.

However, I also feel a fierce desire to better myself, but things feel so overwhelming that I do not know where to begin. Do I go back to school again? Do I concentrate on losing weight? Do I find myself a new line of work? There are so may things I want to do, but just don’t seem to wrap my noggin around any of them enough to get started.

I also have this sense of purging, as though I want to get rid of all my material possessions. In fact, I started doing so when I took some of my parent’s books to my store to sell. I brought along a few DVDs and my own books as well. I keep looking at all my things and can’t help but wonder why I bother with any of it. And yet, I find myself compelled to buy more of the same (or different things too).

I started reading a book my wife found for me at Borders yesterday titled “FatherLoss” which talks about sons losing the fathers at various stages in their lives. I’ve only gone through the first couple chapters so far, but it’s been very helpful so far. Also, this coming Thursday, I go to my first counseling appointment. It’s set up through my work and I get 5 free visits with 30 more for the year with only a $15 co-pay per visit. I hope it will help.

Welcome Home

2008-05-29T12:15:00.000-07:00

We picked up the urn this afternoon. A week from tomorrow we will have Dad interned at Tahoma National Cemetery, with full military honors. For now, though, the large urn rests with the flower arrangements from the memorial service.

Sad Anger

2008-05-28T09:53:00.000-07:00

It's been 10 days since my Father's passing. We have yet to receive the death certificate so we can help Mom get the rest of Dad's affairs in order. The Air Force, Civil Service, Social Security, the banks, all need the death certificate before any of the money matters can be resolved. So now, since we're near the end of the month, we face Dad's pay getting deposited and then having to pay it back.

We were told to expect the certificate today, Wednesday, and as of 1:00pm there's been no call. I talked to Mom a little bit ago and she's very upset over the matter. I am too. So, I called the funeral home where I was told it should be available no later than 4pm tomorrow. What the hell? It's bad enough that the doctor took 3 days before signing it and Monday's holiday didn't help either, but this is getting rediculous.

Now, Dad was supposed to be cremated today so we could pick up the ashes and the urn tomorrow. I asked about that as well and they said they would call me right back when I asked if that was still on schedule. Almost a half hour later and still no return call.

All Mom can think about is that for 10 days, Dad's been laying in a freezer somewhere. Isn't it bad enough that he's gone? Why do we have to continue to suffer?

One Week Later

2008-05-25T03:58:00.000-07:00

As I sit on the couch, with the laptop in front of me, resting on the top of the cat's scratching post, the news ran a story about young widows who lost their husbands in Iraq. One said that it's hard to be 21-years-old when all your friends are just starting in serious relationships and you're already a widow. I couldn't imagine what that must feel like, but it reminded me of Mom and while she is older, she now knows what it's like.

Then, I looked at the calendar and then the clock and I remember that a week ago, today, in less than 3 hours, Mom lost her best friend, her entire world. It's hard for me to believe that it's been a week already. The days felt like they dragged individually, but now it seems like they went by very fast. After this past week, the only thing I can say about death is that the one who passes away has it easy. There's far too much paperwork and bureaucracy involved that can, and in my experience will, go wrong. It's disgraceful, but I digress.

I miss him a lot, my Dad. It hits me at the weirdest times, too. I ran into a friend yesterday that last he knew, Dad was on the mend. When I told him the news, I was reminded that he lost his Mom two years ago. He gave me some very good advice. He said that [it will hit you when you least expect it. Don't fight it, just let it out. It will take time, a lot of it, but it will get better.] It was hard to hear, but I needed to hear it.

Now, to get through the second week.

A Parting Gift

2008-05-23T16:38:00.000-07:00

Throughout my adult life, my parents would often buy things for me when I would go out with them to various stores. This was a trend that continued during the past ten years when Dad's health was deteriorating and he moved from going to a walker to a wheelchair when out and about.

Last week, I took Mom to the local Wal-Mart to pick up sweat shirts and pants for Dad, since at that time we thought he would need them when he moved to the nursing home. Once done with the chore at hand, Mom went to the books and I went to electronics and toys. We met soon after and the familiar question was asked, "Do you see anything you'd like?"

I jokingly pointed to some Indiana Jones LEGO and something else I can't remember. The limit was usually around the $5-10 range, so I liked to tease with higher priced stuff. I thumbed through the Indiana Jones figures since there weren't any Star Wars figures there I wanted that I didn't already have. I did what felt like settling for the Mutt Williams figure (Shia LaBeouf's character) from the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. When I finally got home that day, I set him aside and still in his package. A week later and he was still sealed. It didn't seem important anymore.

Earlier today we were browsing through Barnes & Noble, waiting for film to develop at the Target next door. I came across a lot of the Indiana Jones books released in time for the new movie. Finding the trade paperback of the comic book, I thumbed through it and stumbled upon something that made Mutt a little more important to me. Don't read past this sentence if you want to remain spoiler-free of the new Indy flick. It turns out, as I suspected, that Mutt Williams is the son of Marion Ravenwood and Indiana Jones.

So when I got home, I opened him up right away. He's a pretty nice figure with lots of articulation and a nifty sword along with the tip of the Spear of Destiny. See, I think that Mutt and I both have great Dads. Sure, he's a little plastic man. But, I can't help feel a kinship with this little China-made toy. I know, Mom bought him for me, but I'd like to think of this as a last little gift from my Dad. Maybe I'm projecting to much into Mutt here. I just miss my Dad and Mutt here makes me feel just a little better inside.

From Today's Newspaper

2008-05-23T01:53:00.000-07:00

Richard "Dick" Mistron Richard was born in New York City on August 19, 1930 to Charles and Emma, the youngest of five siblings. He passed away peacefully in Tacoma on May 18, 2008. Richard served in the Air Force as an Aircraft Mechanic for 27 years, retiring in 1974. He then served the Army as housing manager at Ft. Lewis for 15 years. Richard loved to travel and always enjoyed a good book. He had a wonderful sense of humor up until the end.

He is survived by his wife of 48 years Irmgard, his son, Richard Charles, his daughter-in-law, Zeatha, sisters-in-law Ruth Mistron and Leni Nieten, Hans-Jurgen Nieten and family, Ute Stolp and family, Tom and Dottie Johnson, Irmgard Nieten, and numerous other relatives.

A Memorial Service is scheduled for Monday, May 26, 2008 at 2pm at United Lutheran Church, 1231 S. 76th St., Tacoma, WA 98408. Military Honors are scheduled for a later date.

Memories of my Father

2008-05-22T16:12:00.000-07:00

Mom gave me an award that I gave Dad back at the Christmas of 1982. I was 10 when I gave it to him. It's stained and shows it's age now almost 26 years later, but it echoes how I still feel about him. I realize the picture may not read well, so I'll transcribe it below, complete with spelling and grammar errors. I miss you Dad, miss and love you.

"I here by award Richard Mistron for being the best father in the hole world. If I Ricky Mistron had a choise between all the fathers in the world, I would pick Richard Mistron. Irmgard Mistron also thinks Richard Mistron is the best father in the world."

Richard Mistron - August 19, 1930 - May 18, 2008

2008-05-19T10:47:00.000-07:00

My Dad passed away peacefully in his sleep yesterday morning at 10:20. My Mom, wife, and I were there as he slipped away. He is deeply missed.

A Matter of Time

2008-05-17T20:01:00.000-07:00

Dad slept most of last night and today. They put him on the breathing mask again today as he's been fighting pneumonia for a while now, so we thought he was just having a rough patch. We found out today that Dad has MRSA in his lungs. The doctor is not optimistic and when I visited Dad after work tonight, unresponsive and breathing very hard, I can't say that I have a lot of hope.

I Hate Heat

2008-05-17T09:17:00.000-07:00

It seemed that winter was never going to leave. That was fine by me as I'm not a fan of the usual temperatures between late April and October. I thrive in the cold. Besides, you can always put more layers on when it's chilly. When it's hot, you can only take so much off unless you close all the blinds and run around your home naked.

Today, it's going to hit near 80 degrees and I'm fucking miserable. On the way home from a visit with Dad, who slept through the whole thing - poor guy - all tuckered out, I stopped by Target to pick up a box fan for the patio to blow all the damn hot air out. About 30 minutes later and I'm starting to feel better. 'Course, I have to go to work in an hour, so I'm none too happy about having to go out in this crappy weather. I can hardly wait for summer to hit (that was sarcasm).

Give me 60 degree (or lower) weather and rain or snow any day over this stuff. Please, let this summer go by quickly.

A Quick Note About Dad

2008-05-17T05:53:00.000-07:00

As of about 5:30 last night, Dad was transferred to the rehab center. He has a huge room with a bed, two chairs, a love seat, and a giant, flat screen HDTV hanging on the wall (not that he watched TV, so that will go to waste ). It's good to see him not hooked up to all the stuff from the hospital and he's talking a little bit more each day.

Random 3

2008-05-16T04:43:00.000-07:00

Today's random image is from the Vancouver Museum of Anthropology, it's proper name I've forgotten - though that may be correct. Back in March, my wife and I visited her brother in Vancouver, BC while he was in town for an anthropology convention. At one point during the day, we stopped by a museum where this piece was the center of attention in one of the exhibit halls. It stands about 8 feet tall I think and while there is a story behind it, I cannot remember it for the life of me. Sorry. Looks cool though, right? Right???

LEGO Indiana Jones Demo Online

2008-05-16T04:35:00.000-07:00

Can't wait to get the upcoming LEGO Indiana Jones video game? Didn't know about it until now? Well, you can download the demo for it now at GamesForWindows.com.

Is Wal-Mart Evil?

2008-05-16T04:26:00.000-07:00

TMZ and Sports by Brooks report the latest Wal-Mart PR problem:

From the TMZ article: "NFL superstar Andre Johnson claims his charity got stiffed by Wal-Mart -- it all involves water and ice. Yes, ice.

Johnson ordered 750 bicycles to be given to underprivileged kids at an event sponsored by the Andre Johnson Foundation -- in return for the purchase, Wal-Mart agreed to donate water and ice for the May 3 event.

But there was a problem with the order, so Johnson ended up buying fewer bikes than planned. Wal-Mart countered by not giving the water and ice as promised. That's cold.

Wal-Mart is trying to rectify the situation. They tell TMZ, "We are reaching out to the Andre Johnson Foundation as we speak to rectify the situation. It's disappointing that this happened.""

As I understand it, Andre fell short of the 750 bikes by about 70 or so. I realize that a deal is a deal and this was something between two corporations, I could see not honoring the deal. But, we're talking about kids here. *sigh*

Fastest of All

2008-05-15T19:00:00.000-07:00

Forbes.com has released it's list of the fastest fictional cars last week. So, who won the top spot? The Batmobile? The Mach 5? The Ecto-1? BZZZ!!!

The Autobot Blurr clocks in at the number one slot at 800 m.p.h. Way to go, Blurr.

One More Step

2008-05-15T14:13:00.000-07:00

I got off the phone with my Mom a little bit ago. Baring any unforeseen circumstances, Dad will be transferring from the hospital to a rehab center close to their home sometime tomorrow before 2pm. When I saw him today, he was talking more than before, sitting upright (with the help of the positionable hospital bed), and no longer had the oxygen tube in his nose. He will be disconnected from everything except the feeding tube tonight, so things are definitely look up, especially since we learned this morning that Dad could have passed away on Monday when he aspirated.

So, to everyone at Multiply, Rebelscum, and TFW2005, I want to thank you for all your kind thoughts and prayers through this very rough time in our lives. I really cannot express in words how much it meant to all of us. I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it. Thank you. Thank all of you and God bless. He's not out of the woods yet, so please keep him in your thoughts. We're hoping he can come home in time for his birthday on August 19th.

Random 2

2008-05-15T05:43:00.000-07:00

I guess they don't give the toys to the actors these days as Harrison Ford was sighted buying Indiana Jones product. Poor guy. He probably can afford it though.

Thr33 C0nf3ss10n Thursday

2008-05-15T05:16:00.000-07:00

1.) I hate waking up with a headache, like I did today.

2.) In junior high, a girl came up to me while I was at my locker and slapped me on the face. I almost hauled off and punched her since I barely ever spoke to her let alone did anything slap-worthy to her, but then she apologized since she thought I was someone else. Considering there wasn't anyone else my height at the school, I still find that excuse hard to believe.

3.) I don't much care for the Star Wars prequels when compared to the original trilogy.

Random 1

2008-05-13T17:06:00.000-07:00

I decided to start looking through the pictures on the hard drive and grab one to blog about. So, here it is:

In the Transformers: Armada story, Autobots and Decepticons could partner-up or capture smaller Transformers called Mini-Cons to increase their power. So, for a gag, I emptied the sugar bowl onto a table and threw my toys (all of which have moved on to other homes) into the mix. Add a caption and you get instant internet-nerd comedy. Oddly enough, back in the day someone took offense that I used the word cocaine and not sugar or some other non-addictive stuff or thing. Go figure.

Going Up

2008-05-13T14:59:00.000-07:00

We were treated with a surprise at the hospital today. The breath mask was gone and the oxygen tube was back in place. Dad's vitals were good from about 3am this morning until we left this afternoon. He was alert throughout most of the morning and the early afternoon. He managed to speak three words, nod his head, and move his arms and legs a little bit. He also tried to take his oxygen tube out. We put a stop to that, of course. He's not out of the woods yet, but he's in much better shape tonight than last night.

What a difference a day can make.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-05-13T02:15:00.000-07:00

1.) I can't stop thinking about my Dad.

2.) He's the man I wish I could be.

3.) I feel like this is the situation with my uncle all over again.

4.) No one deserves that.

5.) I have hope.

6.) So does Mom.

7.) It's my faith I find wavering again.

8.) I'm so angry.

9.) But have no outlet for it.

10.) My right arm hurts.

Roller Coaster

2008-05-12T18:23:00.000-07:00

Dad was having a good day today. He was more responsive and alert than the past two days. His fever seemed to have broke and he was looking much better.

But, this afternoon he vomited some of the stuff they've been feeding him through the peg-tube in his belly. Unfortunately, he hadn't recovered his ability to swallow yet, so some of it went back though his unprotected windpipe and into his lungs. If my Mom and I hadn't been there when it happened, he may have... I don't want to think about it. I ran to get the nurse and they began suctioning out the gunk. The doctor met us in the waiting area where we were told he could go either way and that they were going to put on a breathalyzer mask, I think that's the right description, to help get his oxygen levels up. The mask aggravated him as it can make the wearer feel like they can't breathe, even though they breathe better, technically, with it on, so his vitals spiked and they had to give him meds to calm him down. They were getting ready to x-ray his chest when we left tonight. I plan on calling in a little bit to see how he's doing.

I hate to keep asking, but we can use all the good prayers and thoughts you can send. Thank you.

He Loves Me

2008-05-09T14:22:00.000-07:00

Dad had the procedure to insert a peg tube (feeding tube) into his stomach so he can start getting more nutrition than the IV fluids can give. It went well and like the previous days this week, he slept a lot. However, he had more periods today when he was awake. He was able to speak a few more words today too.

There's a joke in my family where my Mom will tell Dad to speak, as he's not a big conversationalist even before his recent fall, and Dad would respond with, "Woof woof woof." Well, he did that today and gave us a great big smile while doing so. That was great to see and hear. Later, I told him that I loved him and he muttered a response that sounded a lot like, "I love you too." I almost cried then and now, while typing this.

We left a little earlier today than usual since he was very sleepy and had been through quite a bit today with the peg tube procedure and physical therapy. I'm taking a break from the all-day hospital visits tomorrow, but will still take Mom there in the morning and see Dad in the afternoon. I'm grateful for the miracle he's been given, but the hospital is getting to me after ten straight all-day visits.

Dad Update

2008-05-08T19:12:00.000-07:00

I realize I haven't blogged about my Dad in a while and for that I apologize. It's been a long week. Fortunately, I have good news.

While he wasn't very responsive today, can't quite swallow yet, and slept most of the time we were there, Dad's been improving and will have the feeding tube inserted into his stomach tomorrow. The plan is, depending on how he does, he could be moved into a rehab center that is close to Mom & Dad's home sometime next week, possibly as early as Monday.

Thank you, all of you, for your thoughts and prayers. We can still use them though.

Three Confession Thursday

2008-05-08T03:56:00.000-07:00

1.) I hate hearing stories on the news about negligent parents. For example, a woman was bathing her nine-month old son in the bath tub, left her child alone in the tub filled with water to get some coffee and when she came back, the poor child was dead. While I feel for her loss, I want to grab her and shake her while calling her stupid.

It is stories like that that make me seriously think there need to be parenting licenses. If you're too stupid to raise a child, you don't get to. Thank God that all the parents I know are good ones that would pass whatever criteria a parenting license would require.

2.) On the flip side, I love hearing about stupid criminals. Like the guy who walked into a police station with a pot cigarette (or whatever those things are called) tucked behind his ear or the kid caught shoplifting chocolate bars who lied, but the police smelled the chocolate on his breath. You don't need a license to be an idiot thief.

3.) I've never seen the following movies: Predator, Predator 2, Apocalypse Now, the Godfather, Full Metal Jacket, and Platoon. But, I have seen the animated Transformers movie from 1986 enough times to have every line of dialogue memorized.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-05-06T18:53:00.000-07:00

1.) It's Tuesday, right?

2.) Last week at this time, I was rushing to my parent's home.

3.) I can still hear Mom's panicked voice on the phone in my head.

4.) Dad's doing better today.

5.) He smiled, talked a bit, and nodded.

6.) I want to watch Looney Tunes.

7.) While eating Lucky Charms.

8.) I am so damn tired.

9. ) Looks like I have another abscess.

10.) So while Mom visits Dad on the 4th floor, I'll be in the ER on the 2nd.

Bonus! 11.) woo... hoo...

Slow and Steady

2008-05-04T18:34:00.000-07:00

We found out this afternoon why Dad wasn't doing so well yesterday. It seemed that when the Cardiologist told us Dad's heart enzymes were elevated, what he was saying in plain english was, Dad had a heart attack. This is his second in a week and apparently he had this second one sometime around 3am or so Saturday morning.

He was doing much better today, however. His heart rate was down, oxygen count up, and he should have been given some IV nutrition tonight since he hasn't had anything to eat since Tuesday. They were going to put a tube into his stomach tomorrow, but because of his elevated heart enzymes, it was too risky to try. Perhaps on Tuesday.

Dad said a few words, gave out kisses like they were candy and even smiled at a few of my horrible jokes that would make grade school kids groan. We left earlier than usual tonight as he was very sleepy. Although he was doing better tonight, I felt apprehensive leaving him tonight. I'm sure part of that was the dream I woke up to this morning where he was wheeled to the doorway of a waiting room and told me the doctor said it was his time to go in. In this dream, I hugged him, cried, and told him I loved him, then woke up. I immediately called the hospital where I was told he was doing well. I hate dreams like that.

Previously in that same dream, I was shooting green nuclear disc bombs at cars and buildings and trucks. When people would start looting, I would shoot another disc to kill them. I was perturbed when one lady donned a gas mask, which was apparently enough to stay off the effects of a low-yield nuclear explosion. What did I eat before going to bed?

Anyway, during today's trip to the hospital, I visited the non-denominational chapel. It wasn't much, really. There were three rows of pews (one row perpendicular to the other two) with pull-out kneeling benches, a small fake tree with prayers, written on scraps of paper, attached to them. There was a notebook on a table in the front of the room to write prayers in as well, which I did. Afterwards, I sat in the front-most pew and said a prayer for my Dad and thanked God for all the support we've received and continue to receive. It felt good and I'm glad I went to the chapel today.

So, here's to hoping for no more elevated enzymes and another step forward on the road to recovery.

The Problem with Hope

2008-05-03T16:15:00.000-07:00

Last night, my dad was a little rambunctious and kept trying to take off his head dressing and get out of bed. The hospital ended up having a sitter with him throughout the night until my mom and wife got there this morning (I was trying to fix mom's computer's internet problems). Throughout the day, he was unresponsive and ran a high heart rate (between 103 and 118) and high blood pressure. The only word he said today was "Hi" to my Mom just before we left this evening. We just got a call that they're putting the breathing tube back in tonight and they needed to clarify dad's no CPR clause in his living will should his heart fail during the procedure.

I will be praying for him tonight and ask for any positive thoughts and prayers you may wish to send his way. Thank you.

A Revival of Faith

2008-05-03T04:24:00.000-07:00

As some of you know, I've been struggling with my faith for about half a year now. A couple years back, I felt a calling to serve the Lord and it eventually led me to Trinity Lutheran College. However, my experience there was nothing like the two times I visited the campus with a class size of over 50 students, most of them fresh out of high school, with all the cliques that I had a hard time dealing with the first time around. I didn't feel I learned too much in one class, the other I struggled in due to the distraction of having kids text-messaging, MySpacing, and what-not during class time. The 1-1/2 hour one-way commute didn't help either and with the college moving even further north I was faced with a decision to commute or move me and with wife away from our lives and everyone we loved. It just wasn't a good fit for me I guess.

And then my uncle fell down the stairs in his home and suffered for several months before passing away on Christmas Eve last year. We were all on such an emotional roller coaster during that time as he improved, then got worse and had to have an arm amputated. He caught pneumonia in the hospital as well. And because he was at a specialty hospital, he was 2-1/2 hours away from family who were only allowed to visited once or twice a week and for a limited amount of time during those visits.

I know that no one understands what God's motives and plans are, but I began to question if He really exists. Surely, He can't be so cruel to let a good man suffer. As time passed this year, the feelings of loss lessened, but the sense of betrayal was still there, though not as strongly as it was last year. Still, my faith was shattered and it didn't look like it would ever mend and part of me didn't seem to mind. I'd never had a strong spiritual life anyway, despite being a member of United Lutheran Church, here in Tacoma.

Then, this past Tuesday night, my Dad fell while trying to transfer from his lift-chair to his wheelchair. He hit his head and, well, you know the rest. On Tuesday night and throughout Wednesday, I couldn't stop asking God why He was doing this. Was he trying to send me away for good? Hadn't our family suffered enough? That may sound selfish, but the grief was overwhelming.

So, I let my online friends on Multiply, Rebelscum, and TFW2005 know what happened and I was overwhelmed with the support. People from around the world that I didn't even know sent their thoughts and prayers to our family and it was wonderful to know that there are many good people out there in the world. Unfortunately, at that time, it looked grim and life support was going to be removed sometime on Thursday. We were prepared to say our goodbyes.

Then, as you probably know, Dad improved, and was even talking to us yesterday. I believe that is was the outpouring of support and prayer that brought him back to us. I can't thank everyone enough for all they've done the past few days. And I'd like to especially thank Sandy, who's been praying for me for a while now even though we never met. Brandon has a great sister. Thank you. My faith is stronger than it's been in a long while.

My Dad may not be out of the woods yet though. It seems he was a little rambunctious last night and kept trying to get out of bed. So, they have a sitter with him to make sure he stays put. Hopefully, he's just eager to come home. I'll keep everyone posted.

The Power of Prayer

2008-05-01T18:28:00.000-07:00

First of all, I want to thank everyone for your thoughts and prayers. To everyone on Multiply, Rebelscum, and TFW2005, your support has been a great comfort. I feel truly blessed and am having a hard time typing this with the tears in my eyes. I am happy to say that they worked and miracles can happen.

Early this morning, at around 1:30AM, Dad woke up and gave the nurse the thumbs-up sign after he ran a few stimuli tests. Mom got the call around 8am this morning about this miracle and she promptly called us to spread the good news. Tears of joy feel so much better than tears of sorrow, let me tell you. We also learned his heart had improved greatly from the night before. The doctor called me a short while later because he couldn't get a hold of Mom (she was on the phone with relatives in Germany) and said he felt the surgery to relieve the blood bleed on his brain was a viable option, so I told him we'd be in within the hour to see him.

The day seemed to fly by, despite Dad not being too responsive, but he was under a lot of sedation. Dad went into surgery at around 2pm and was in for about 2 hours. Tacoma General has a wonderful waiting room where I managed to sleep most of the time while my wife, Mom, and cousin talked about a variety of things from the magazines they were reading. He made it through the procedure without incident and the doctor told us he was very pleased how well things went. We were finally able to see him around 6pm. About an hour later and to our delight he opened his eyes and followed us with his eyes when we talked to him. He was also able to squeeze our hands and nod his head a little bit (his head is in a brace).

He was in and out of consciousness when we left, so we said our goodbyes for the night and will return tomorrow morning. He's not out of the woods just yet. So please keep your thoughts and prayers coming and maybe, just maybe, Dad will be home before we know it.

Thank you all.

Here's a picture of my Mom, Wife, and Dad from my birthday this past February.

My Dad

2008-04-30T09:06:00.000-07:00

Last night, my Dad fell and hit the back of his head. He seemed fine, but when he went to bed he started vomiting and fell out of bed. Mom called me then 911 and we got to their home in time to see him whisked away to Tacoma General Hospital.

He has a sub-dermal hematoma, bleeding between the brain and the skull, and the blood is pushing his brain to the left. To complicate matters, he's going through a heart attack. What this means is that if they treat the heart, the brain may go and vice verse. He was finally moved from the ER to ICU around 6am this morning.

We're about to head over to pick up Mom and go back to the hospital. I figure that I won't be online much until whatever happens happens. All I ask is for your prayers.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-04-29T13:04:00.000-07:00

1.) Got more sleep than I usually did last night.

2.) Which isn't saying that much, unfortunately.

3.) Had a decent day at work.

4.) Didn't get everything I wanted to get done though.

5.) My STARS shirt and coffee mug arrived today from Cafe Press.

6.) They decided to pull the image due to potential licensing issues.

7.) No one else ordered it before it was pulled.

8.) I have 2 one-of-a-kind pieces now.

9.) Gonna meet the gang tonight to show them off.

10.) There is no number 10 today.

Reliving Raiders

2008-04-28T14:39:00.000-07:00

This coming Thursday you can be expected to see a ton of Indiana Jones merchandise at fine retailers near you. Some, like Fred Meyer, have put a few of the toys out early. Hence, today I will talk about one of the first four deluxe Indiana Jones toys; the Temple Trap.

It's based on the opening sequence where Dr. Jones secures a golden idol from a temple filled with traps and traitorous Spaniards. The Temple Trap retails for $9.99, at least at Fred Meyer it does. In addition to the Indiana Jones figure, the set includes the temple floor, whip, pistol, bag of sand, and the golden idol. The idol secures into the pedestal in the center of the floor. When removed, the outer floor sections are supposed to snap up, trapping Indiana or whoever took the idol out. I say supposed to because usually only one side snaps up. So, it's not an especially well-executed trap. This set also combines with another, which is kinda cool and may explain why only one side of the trap works well.

As for Indy himself, well, it's a decent enough figure if not flawed. He's the same size as your standard Star Wars figure and bears only a passing resemblance to Harrison Ford. You could say this is his stunt double. His jacket is a separate piece and the sculpting on all the clothing is very nice, though a bit neat and tidy, no dirt on these clothes. The neck, shoulders, and elbows are ball-joints and that's where the excitement ends. Without wrist movement, he's limited in how he can hold the whip, pistol and bag, which isn't all that well on my sample as it is. His waist and hips swivel, but the hips are limited to about 20-30 degrees of movement due to the sculpting.

So, if you're looking for an introductory figure to the Indiana Jones line, this really isn't it. This doesn't even work so well as a toy either with the trap not working well. If you're looking for a display piece that won't set you back a lot of money, this will probably do. I'd wait for a better version of Indiana though.

Opening Day

2008-04-25T14:18:00.000-07:00

Took some time this afternoon to open a bunch of the toys I've bought recently. It was fun opening a bunch all at once so I will probably stockpile again for another day.

IIn the front row we have the Shadow Stormtrooper, Commander Neyo, and the Utapau Shadow Clone.

Next up are the two Stormtroopers from the Target exclusive Attack on Kashyyyk battle pack, the AT-RT driver and Luminara Unduli from the Target Exclusive Order 66 2-packs.

Behind them are Darth Vader from the afore-mentioned battle pack and the Shadow Biker Scout and Speeder Bike from last year's San Diego Comic-Con.

In the back row is the Target exclusive Allspark Power Jazz and the Wookiee warriors from the battle pack.

All three Stormtroopers share the same mold as the Vintage Stormtrooper released in [circa] 2004. Since the battle pack was marked down to $14 for 5 figures, that makes the white ones retail for under $3, that's less than 1/3 the original vintage one sold for at retail. Pays to wait, eh?

Neyo is from the Wal-Mart speeder bike 2-pack from a couple years back and the Utapau Shadow Clone is a re-release of the original Target exclusive that retailed at $13 and now sells for 1/2 that (as does Neyo and the Shadow Stormy). Vader is a re-release of the Evolutions figure with the helmet glued in place. Luminara is a straight repack and her driver friend is a recolored version of the same figure released during Revenge of the Sith. Both retailed originally for $7 and the 2-pack I got them in was marked down to that amount, so it was like a twofer. The Wookiees share their mold with the sneak preview Wookiee from before the RotS line, but with another Wookiee's bandolier. They also came with gigantic bowcasters that neither can hold, not that I tried very hard mind you.

Jazz is the third (or fourth depending on how you look at things) version of this toy. There was the original, Target exclusive G1 deco, and this one, which is essentially the same as the original with blue highlights to accentuate the power of the Allspark. The bio on his packaging calls him "Aubtobot Jazz" which I find really funny since there won't be a correction and is such a silly typo that really should have been caught. There's another, more movie-accurate version supposedly coming out soon in the "Premium" line, but it's yet to make an appearance at retail.

Not Again

2008-04-23T04:51:00.000-07:00

It wasn't supposed to happen. I was done buying Transformers. Star Wars won and while I was still a fan of those robots in disguise, I wasn't going to be spending money on them anymore. The designs for the current animated series didn't sit well with me. They looked too goofy, yet somehow the toys mimicked the look of the show pretty closely. Then, I started to watch the episodes on YouTube. Considering I'm not in the target demographic, I found myself enjoying it, to the point of anticipating the next week's episode. Since the toys weren't due out until late June, I figured I was safe. But, Hasbro decided to release them early in Cincinnati, Ohio as a test market to coincide with BotCon (which is going on right now and through the weekend) and people in the area gobbled them up for themselves, to help other fans, or scalp on eBay. I found the temptation too much to resist and so I was "helped."

Optimus Prime and Bumblebee arrived at the end of last week, thanks to a bloke by the nickname Blackout05. Despite how many pictures there are of these things on the Internet, provided you look where I looked, they never do the toys justice in-person. I was a little leary of Bumblebee especially since I had read a somewhat-negative review on him early last week. Both have met my expectations and in some ways exceeded them.

If Optimus looks a little weird it's because this is his pre-Earth or Cybertronian mode. It's almost like a design from the animated Transformers movie from 1986. The wheels roll and there are smaller wheels under the back section to help move him along since the treads don't work. Not that non-working treads are a bad thing. Only one Transformer ever had working treads, Rampage from the Beast Wars series, and they had their problems if not aligned correctly. His axe is hidden between the legs, gripped by both hands, a unique way to hide a weapon in my opinion. All in all, Optimus is a neat tank/truck.

Bumblebee, on the other hand, is in his Earth mode, which he got from a scan of the Detroit police chief's car in the series, sans the rockets. It rolls well, but the panels don't always align perfectly, leaving a slightly disjointed look to the car. The rockets are removable, though them help in the transformation to grip the back panels they attach to. They're from an episode of the cartoon, though I don't recall all the details. He's more like Hot Shot from the more recent Transformers cartoon than the original Bumblebee, so he's obsessed with speed. Anyway, Bumblebee is pretty nifty.

In robot mode, both are impressive even if the scale is off as Optimus is about twice as tall as Bumblebee in the cartoon. Both have innovative parts to their transformations the details of which would likely bore most people. Articulation is fantastic on both, though Bumblebee's can be somewhat limited due to his car parts hanging off in places. Optimus' axe has a dual-blade mode, single-blade mode, and can combine with his shield which I don't know what that's supposed to do for anyone, but whatever. Bumblebee has flip-out "stingers" in each arms that can combine together when both arms are stretched out in front of him.

So, there's (part of) my shame. I can feel the desire to own the rest of this series building up inside me. With so much cool Star Wars (and Indiana Jones) stuff coming out later in the year that I hope I can control my impulses better and make the best choices for all the things I'd like to collect. I may not be able to collect them all, but I can make sure I collect what I will enjoy.

The Few, the Proud: STARS

2008-04-21T18:56:00.000-07:00

One of the local Star Wars fans has done up a logo for the Seattle/Tacoma area Star Wars fans that post on Rebelscum and meet regularly the last Tuesday of every month, barring holidays and weather. He opened a store on Cafe Press this morning and I've already ordered my shirt and a coffee mug. Below is the logo he came up with.

Three Years

2008-04-20T07:29:00.000-07:00

It was on this date in 2005 that I started with Half Price Books at the Tukwilla, WA location. I worked at that location for almost a year before transferring to the Tacoma, WA store, where I've been ever since. See, my wife worked at the Tacoma store and we didn't want to cause any waves by having a husband and wife working at the same store, so I opted to commute to the next closest store. When my wife moved on to her present job, I transferred closer to home.

The reasons were multiple in why I want to leave the comfortable surroundings of Tukwilla, though it was nice being next door to a Toys R Us. The first being I wanted to work closer to home. I'd usually have to leave for work an hour before my shifts to make sure I got there on time and the Friday commute home was always a pain in the ass. The second being that the store manager at the time of my transfer had some issues that made working at that store less pleasant than when I started. So, I wanted to get out of there before I learned to hate the job I loved so much.

So now, three years later, I'm still with the company. Except for one other job, this is the longest I've ever been working for any particular place. It's the best retail work I've ever done, though it's not without it's problems. It doesn't seem like it's been three years. Here's to another three and maybe a couple more promotions too.

No Wonder He Snapped

2008-04-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

Rebelscum posted some images of posters, and bus stops featuring Spike TV's Star Wars event from April 4th. Below is my favorite and it helps explains the motivation behind a certain character.

Way to go, Shmi and Padme. Way to go.

Small World

2008-04-20T02:57:00.000-07:00

G.I.Joe: On Target

2008-04-15T20:20:00.000-07:00

If you're lucky, your local Target store should have an endcap at the front registered filled with fine Hasbro products like Order 66 2-packs of Star Wars figures, Allspark Powered Transformers movie characters, and G.I. Joe vehicles with drivers/pilots. When I say lucky, I mean that hopefully local fans that looked up Target's DPCI numbers for these exclusives haven't had them all pulled from the back room prior to their release date, this past Sunday.

The Night Spectre shares it's mold with the original SHARC submarine. While the aquatic look has been abandoned for a more nocturnal shark, it retains all the features of the original; opening canopy, flip-out blasters on each "wing," and removable torpedoes. Included as the pilot is Grand Slam, a redeco of Sgt. Flash only without all the accessories, just like the original back in 1982. This is my least favorite of the three vehicles if only because I would have preferred a retooled interior so Grand Slam could lay on his back instead of on his stomach, where he can't see out the canopy. That and Grand Slam is such a non-character to me in that, as best as I can recall, he never appeared in the cartoon and was rarely featured in the comic book. But, for $10, it's a good deal.

Next up for the heroes is a rehashed A.W.E. Striker. This vehicle has seen a lot of releases since it's debut in 1985, and like those previous releases this version comes with a lot of stickers. Those stickers are a pain because they aren't designed to curve around the few rounded areas of the vehicle. Three of these on my sample have already started to peel back. The foot pegs have been retooled to fit the foot holes of the modern (25th Anniversary) figures. The seating can be a little tricky though as today's Joes are a little taller than their 20-year-old counterparts. Crankcase is a conglomeration of parts from Shipwreck (so, his left hand is clenched in a first) and the Cobra Trooper, with a redeco of Breaker's (from the comic 2-pack with Destro) head. Crankcase is the only driver of the three to include a weapon; a blade which fits in a holster on his hip.

Joining Crankcase in the A.W.E. Striker are Beachhead, General Hawk (from the comic 2-pack with Scarlett), and Breaker. I had no problems getting Breaker and Beachhead into position on the sides and was amazed at how well they held onto the railing. Hawk had a little trouble getting into his seat, like Crankcase. But, once in there, he's good to go.

Last up is the re-release of the Cobra H.I.S.S. Like the A.W.E. Striker, the H.I.S.S. has been retooled so that the foot pegs on the back of the tank can fit the current figures. As you can tell by the picture, the new figures have no problem in any of the four stations on the tank. The driver shares it's mold with the Cobra Officer and fits well in the driver's seat. Though the picture doesn't show it too well as I'm not a professional photographer and use a flash indoors, the color of tank is close to that of the (legendary in my humble opinion) HISS II. As an aside, this vehicle seems to be the most popular of the three Target vehicles. So, if you're not sure about this one, I'd buy it anyway, because I doubt they will stick around for long.

For this picture, I decided to make this the Crimson Guard H.I.S.S. Tomax and Xamot fir fine on the back, though there's not anything for them to hold onto. I suppose they should be leaning forward, but I didn't feel like futzing with them that much. The Crimson Guard is from the comic 2-pack with Scarface and fits nicely in the turret with his old-timey rifle.

So, overall, these get you a lot of bang for your buck considering that the figures alone retail for $6-7. It' s like getting a vehicle for $3-4. Or you're getting a $10 vehicle with a free figure. However you look at it, it's a good deal, so get them while you can.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-04-15T16:28:00.000-07:00

1.) Better late than never, eh?

2.) I woke up this morning with a killer headache.

3.) It blossomed into a fever a couple hours later.

4.) This was while I was at work, so I went home 3 hours into my shift.

5.) I slept for 3 hours.

6.) That was after making our third car payment.

7.) I still have to call a guy about an estimate on the damage to the new car.

8.) Hopefully, it won't be too much.

9.) Stupid people and their unsecured loads, leaving metal poles on the highway.

10.) The Biggest Loser finale is on.

Saturday Memories

2008-04-13T03:07:00.000-07:00

We had the nicest day, weather wise, yesterday with temperatures into the low to mid-70's, sun, and clear blue skies. After we were done with our work (the wife went into work for 4 hours of overtime and I helped my parents glue down new carpet to their patio), we went for a walk along the Ruston waterfront.

I wish I would have taken the camera as it was beautiful there. The traffic was horrible as there's not a lot of parking available, but we found a spot across the street from the Harbor Lights restaurant. We saw all sorts of people enjoying the weather, roller blading, bicycling, walking their dogs (there were a lot of dogs too, in all shapes and sizes), and playing frisbee. It was like Summer decided to give us a small taste of what's to come after a long, cold, and wet Winter/Spring.

For that couple of hours, I felt at peace. There were no bills to pay, no worries, no problems, just a great day with even better company. And then, to end the day on an even higher note, my wife barbecued chicken using her homemade BBQ sauce and made some of her world-famous (because now that it's on the Internet, the whole world knows ) potato salad with some Ben and Jerry's for dessert.

Now, I find myself getting ready for work, wishing it was still Saturday so we could continue the wonderful day we had. Here's to hoping today is a good one, for everyone.

Not a Piece of Junk

2008-04-08T15:15:00.000-07:00

This afternoon, Galactic Hunter broke the story of the new-mold Millennium Falcon toy that's been flying around the rumor mill for months now. "Wait," you might say, "how can they break a story today if it's been floating around for a while?" Good question! They have the first picture of this massive, new and improved Millennium Falcon, which I mirrored (all be it, a very small version) in this blog entry.

All I can say is, "Wow!"

Mass Domination

2008-04-08T03:08:00.000-07:00

I'm far too tired this morning to pit together the usual 10 thoughts, so that will have to wait until after work where I'll be even more tired.

Entertainment Earth posted a new listing for a G.I.Joe product that has me very excited: G.I. Joe DVD Entertainment Battle packs. What has me really excited about these sets are not the figures so much, though they look great, it's the DVDs and the weapons they come with. I've wanted MASS device and Weather Dominator toys (creeper vines too) since the original mini-series aired back in the early eighties. And now, 26 years later, we finally get them. Hot damn!

The bad news? They aren't due out until August. It's gonna be a long wait.

An Interview with My iPod

2008-04-07T18:19:00.000-07:00

Stole this from Jaime, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else, and so on.

I shall use my iPod Nano Video, set to shuffle:

1.) Rilo Kiley asks, "It's a Hit?"
We shall see, Rilo Kiley. We shall see.

2.) The Star Wars Vault asks, "George Lucas Answers Questions At Star Wars Celebration III?"
I'm sure he did. Why ask me?

3.) Mute Math asks, "Typical?"
Yeah, very much so.

4.) John Williams asks, "The Droids are Captured?"
I hope not. I'm not used to finding the droids I'm looking for.

5.) Steve Jablonsky asks, "mx_city_bbee_1?"
What does that even mean?

6.) MF Doom asks, "Beef Rap?"
No thanks, I had bratwurst for dinner tonight.

7.) Lucasarts asks, "The Monument?"
Yeah, the monument. Actually, it was the statue that made me high.

8.) William Shatner asks, "Theme from Cyrano / Mr. Tambourine Man?"
Um... yeah.

9.) The Star Wars Vault asks, "'Star Wars is Back!' Radio Ads reach out to excite fans about the films' re-release?"
Did it ever leave?

10.) The Beastie Boys ask, "Brass Monkey?"
After the previous questions? Yes, please. Make mine a double.

High School Social

2008-04-05T11:20:00.000-07:00

This cartoon perfectly describes my social life in high school. No joke.

Brought to you by Garfield minus Garfield.

There are Clones and then there are CLONES

2008-04-04T13:35:00.000-07:00

Some Clone Wars related news came out of the official horses mouths yesterday. The first from the official site about how the Y-Wing Starfighter's (a Rebel ship seen in the original Star Wars trilogy) predacessor will make it's appearance in the upcoming Clone Wars television series. I'm not sure how I feel about the design. I mean, I like that they're trying to tie things together, but this seems like it's trying too hard. I'm sure it will grow on me like the Revenge of the Sith style Jedi Starfighters did.

The next bit of news comes from Hasbro, where they debut the first official images of the upcoming comic book 2-pack featuring Tol Skorr and Asajj Ventress. If you don't know who they are, well, you're just not a big enough Star Wars fan and should be ashamed at your lack of Star Wars knowledge. Nah, not really, but you could look them both up on Wookieepedia. I provided links, after all. I'm excited for this set since Asajj finally receives superior articulation to her previous releases. That and I'm all about Sith chicks.

The Force Will Be Unleashed

2008-04-03T16:04:00.000-07:00

The Official Press Release:

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – April 3, 2008 – LucasArts today announced that its highly anticipated videogame Star Wars®: The Force Unleashed™ will be released on September 16, 2008 in the United States, September 17 in Southeast Asia and Australia, and September 19 in Europe.

An entirely new chapter in the Star Wars Saga, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed casts players as Darth Vader’s “Secret Apprentice” and promises to unveil new revelations about the Star Wars galaxy. The game’s expansive story is set during the largely unexplored era between Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith and Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope. In it, players will assist Vader in his quest to rid the universe of Jedi – and face decisions that could change the course of their destiny.

“Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is one of the most ambitious projects LucasArts has ever launched. The combination of a great new Star Wars story with revolutionary new technology and game play means more fun than you’ve ever had in the Star Wars universe,” said Peter Hirschmann, Vice-President of Product Development, LucasArts. “We can’t wait until gamers get their hands on it this September.”

LucasArts and Spike TV are teaming up together to unveil new details about and exclusive footage from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed in celebration of Spike TV’s airing of all six Star Wars Saga movies. Airing Friday, April 4, through Sunday, April 6; and Friday, April 11, through Sunday, April 13, Spike TV’s two-weekend event includes the broadcast premiere of Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith and the basic cable premieres of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace and Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones. Spike TV’s Star Wars presentation marks the first time that all six movies will be presented together on a basic cable network.

Reflecting its status as an exciting new part of the Star Wars Saga, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed will be featured throughout Spike TV’s weekend events. Viewers will see special Star Wars: The Force Unleashed segments, each with an exclusive announcement or new game play footage, at the following times on Spike TV:

April 6 at 7:58 p.m. ET/PT – between the premiere of Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones and Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith
April 11 at 10:52 p.m. ET/PT – At the end of Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope
April 12 at 12:00 a.m. ET/PT – throughout an episode of GameTrailers TV with Geoff Keighley filmed at LucasArts’ headquarters in San Francisco
April 12 at 5:06 p.m. ET/PT – before Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope
April 13 at 5:06 p.m. ET/PT – before Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back

“With the airing of all six Star Wars movies and a first-hand look at Star Wars: The Force Unleashed we’re confident that April will be a memorable month for Star Wars fans,” said Robert Friedman, Senior Vice-President of Programming, Spike TV. “Our dedication to entertainment and video games makes our relationship with LucasArts an exciting opportunity to take part first-hand in Star Wars history as well as give our viewers an insider’s look at the future of the franchise.”

More About Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is the first next-generation game developed internally at LucasArts, and will be available on the Xbox®360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system.

As its name implies, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed completely re-imagines the scope and scale of the Force by taking full advantage of newly developed technologies that will be seen and experienced for the first time together: Digital Molecular Matter, by Pixelux Entertainment, and euphoria by NaturalMotion Ltd.

LucasArts and developer Krome Studios are creating an equally enthralling version of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed on the Wii™ home videogame system from Nintendo, PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system, and n-Space, Inc., is developing a version for Nintendo DS™. All will feature the same storyline, with opportunities to unleash the Force in devastating new ways.

Working with Lucas Licensing, LucasArts is preparing an unprecedented promotional effort around the launch of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, encompassing a full line of toys and game-based action figures from Hasbro, as well as a full publishing program from Dark Horse, Del Rey, Prima Games, and Palace Press.

Three Confession Thursday

2008-04-03T03:11:00.000-07:00

1.) I had a crush on a girl throughout junior high and high school, but never did anything about it. I saw her again at my 10-year reunion and she had a reseeding hairline which made me glad, at the time, that I didn't pursue it. I feel shallow about my initial reaction.

2.) I used to dance and lip-sync to a pretend audience in my bedroom to rock and pop music during those same years. Thankfully, I kept the door closed so my parents never saw my antics.

3.) I've wanted to work for Hasbro for over 20 years now.

Delayed Again...

2008-04-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

Word has hit that one of the most anticipated Star Wars video games, The Force Unleashed, has been delayed for a third time. Now, it is not expected to hit until the first quarter of 2009, well over a year past it's original projected release date. Why? They don't want it to compete with the release of The Clone Wars series. Hasbro is going ahead with it's figures from the second wave, Evolutions set, and the Rancor exclusive to Target, but there's no word on what this means for any other related merchandise that's in the pipeline. Considering that there will be no new Hasbro Star Wars merchandise until July, this is pretty darn depressing.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-04-01T02:41:00.000-07:00

1.) My abscess is doing better this morning.

2.) However, I seem to have an ear infection in my left ear.

3.) I wish I were still asleep.

4.) The bedroom is too hot for my liking.

5.) So, once the wife leaves for work, it's nap time!

6.) Saw the coolest thing yesterday.

7.) Speed Racer... LEGO!!!

8.) Buncha Star Wars graphic novels came into work while I was out. They will be mine.

9.) Work has changed in my absence.

10.) Not sure if it's for good or ill, however.

Lots More Reviews Online

2008-03-30T15:06:00.000-07:00

This is mainly for those that read my blog through Blogger/Blogspot, I have uploaded a lot of reviews over the past month to my Multiply account here, including my very first Transformers toy ever, Gears. I'd like ot think that there's a little something there for every Transformers fan.

The Core with which to Grind

2008-03-30T11:48:00.000-07:00

As Sandy says, I'm doing better. We went out this morning to Krispy Kreme for a delicious, but not very nutritious breakfast of goo-filled delights and chocolate milk. The Mrs. had regular milk. I mean, if you're gonna have doughnuts for breakfast, why not go all the way with it with chocolate or some other flavor of milk? Am I right? Of course I am, I'm always right (Robot Carnival reference for you there).

I'm feeling a lot better this morning as opposed to the previous few where I've wondered if I'd still be alive or hospitalized. Freedom and good health are wonderful things. For that, I'd like to thank God. I'd been feeling less than religious the past few months since the passing of my Uncle and thanks to my panicked way of blowing things out of proportion in my own mind, I feel I can finally move forward, past the anger stage of grief.

After we left the Kreme, we went to Wal-Mart where we picked up some necessities including my first Transformers toy in quite some time; the Wal-Mart exclusive Grindcore. For reasons I can't fully understand, Hasbro packed him only one per case, so his aftermarket value is higher than his case mates Big Daddy, Divebomb, and Jolt. According to Hasbro's Joe Kyde, Grindcore was loosely based on the Japanese Micromaster Crush-Bull. Ever since the original Constructicons, this shade of green has worked well on most construction vehicle Transformers and Grindcore is no exception. He looks great in both modes too. His key-activated gimmick is a little odd. Insert the key into either rear wheel to reveal blades. Um. Okay. Moving on...

His bio: "Whatever Grindcore is doing, he loves to do it loud. Cybertron was always a pretty noisy place, what with everyone revving their engines, and then the war. Earth people really know how to make noise fun though. Human heavy metal is way cooler than the shock-pop he listened to in his home city of Vos. It's easy to find him on any construction project – just follow the incredibly loud music."

What I didn't know until today was that Grindcore was not just a Transformer, but a type of music, a type of heavy metal to be precise. Look up bands like Napalm Death and Bolt Thrower for just two examples of what Grindcore sounds like. There used to be a guy at my work who loved this type of music and now I know what to call it other than "angry noise." Well, that's what I'd call it to get his goat. I'll take Grindcore over Britney Spears of the Dixie Chicks any day.

No Hospital for Me

2008-03-29T16:44:00.000-07:00

Got back from the ER a little bit ago. The doctor was very impressed how well things looked and decided not to admit me. Thank you, God!!!! I do have a couple weeks of cleaning it out for myself with hydrogen peroxide twice a day (let me tell you, it stings like you wouldn't believe), but otherwise I should be done with the hospital for the time being. I'd like to thank the PA who saw me during all 3 of my ER visits; Nick Rezek. I don't know that he'll ever see this, but I'm grateful for all he did. Thanks for everything, including putting up with my sense of humor.

I had to pick up some hydrogen peroxide on the way home, so I stopped by Target where I bought that and a little something to say, "Get well soon." The Order 66 2-pack of Tsui Choi and a Barc Trooper. Choi is a little guy, like Yoda, who kicks butt in the comics. He meets his demise in the comic Star Wars: Purge where he gets to show off a bit. This was the only set of the 6 new 2-packs I was interested in, I used the DPCI number at the front desk to get them to pull it for me since they're not due on the shelves until 4/13. Now, I don't have to wait.

It's Showtime

2008-03-29T13:25:00.000-07:00

I'm off to the doctor. Wish me luck. Hopefully, I'll have another post in about an hour or three. Fingers are crossed.

Diagnosis: MRSA

2008-03-28T17:40:00.000-07:00

I had my first follow-up appointment tonight and the results were not as good as I'd hoped. I'm not draining as much fluid as I should be and the red area surrounding the infected area has increased insize but decreased in intensity of color. Add to that the results of the cultures they took from me two nights back were positive for MRSA.

I get to go back tomorrow night (to see the same doctor that's treated me the past two visits - he's a nice guy) and if things haven't improved I get to be hospitalized and given an antibiotics via an IV. So, if I'm not around after tomorrow evening, you'll know why. I'll keep you updated as things develop.

Three Confession Thursday

2008-03-27T10:25:00.000-07:00

1.) Growing up, I was the kid with the most toys of anyone in my class. This was great until the other boys grew out of them and I had to hide my fascination with children's playthings except for my closest friends.

2.) Speaking of those years, I was jealous that my best friend had a girlfriend at the time. I had no luck with the young ladies of junior high or high school, so seeing some of my friends coupling up made me feel more out of place than I already did being a toy collector.

3.) Now, almost 20 years out of high school, I still collect toys, and that makes me a little sad inside.

Where's Richard?

2008-03-27T08:43:00.000-07:00

In case you're wondering why I've been so quiet lately...

We got back from Vancouver last night. Peter Griffin was right when he said, "Canada sucks." The people there are rude, inconsiderate, and drive like fucking assholes at a butt-wiping convention. That being said, we did have a good time once we got to the aquarium, the Museum of Anthropology, and the little shopping we did. On our way out yesterday afternoon, it hailed worse than I've ever experienced. They were dime-sized balls of Canadian ice pelting cars and people alike. Our windshield wipers were having a hell of a time. Apparently, while we were stuck in the hail, it snowed at home. Bummer. Missed it again.

After we got home, I went to the ER. See, I had an ingrown hair that has become an abscess. Lucky for me, I was low-priority despite the pain I was in, so I had a 2-hour wait before getting into a room and another 30 minute wait after that before a doctor saw me. He cut into me 3-inches deep before, well, things started to get better. I'd go into detail, but it's pretty fucking gross. So, now I get to go back to the ER every 2 days to get redressed as I wait for things to heal. Super. I should have gone to the ER when I first noticed it Monday night, but I thought I took care of it and I didn't want to be the cause for my wife not seeing her brother for the first time in 10 years. How was I to know? *sigh*

So, I slept in until 11:30 this morning since I didn't get home until almost 2:30 am. Had some Tim Bits and apple juice so I could take my pills and now here I am, bedridden (or couch-ridden if you will), catching up on email and feeling like crap. I suppose it could be worse

Another Great Deal

2008-03-24T08:19:00.000-07:00

While strolling through a TJ-Maxx after not finding anything I wanted to buy at the neighboring Target store, I stumbled across something I never thought I'd see at retail. On a lone peg were 2 figures of R2-KT. I've wanted the figure since it came out last year (or the year before - I forget), and even though it's for a good cause, spending $10 on an Astromech recolor was just a high enough price to make me wait and wait and wait. But, at the incredible TJ Maxx price of $5.99, well I couldn't say no so I bought them both. Here's what's written on the back of the packaging:

"R2-KT was created in 2005 to honor Katie Johnson, a very special little girl who tragically passed away from brain cancer on August 9, 2005 at the age of seven. Her father, Albin Johnson, is the founder of the 501st Legion, a Star Wars costuming fan club that performs charity work around the world. Katie had a special wish: to visit Walt Disney World. Through the generosity of the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Katie's wish was granted. Then one more special dream came true. Katie's sister, Allie, was inspired one day while watching Attack of the Clones, in which R2-D2 watches over the sleeping Padme. Allie thought how great it would be if Artoo could watch over Katie while she underwent treatment, and for the droid to be named "KT" after her sister. The R2 Builders Club made Allie's idea a reality by creating a unique R2 unit especially for Katie. The 501st Legion approached Hasbro with the idea of producing a figure to commemorate R2-KT. This inspired Hasbro and Lucasfilm to help make more wishes come true for children like Katie. hasbro and Lucasfilm together are donating $100,000 in Katie's memory to the Make-A-Wish Foundations of South Carolina and San Diego."

Part of me feels bad for not spending the full retail price on it. Part of me rejoices in a good deal found. Which one is right? Or are they both right?

Happier Days Approach

2008-03-24T05:07:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow afternoon, we head up to Vancouver, Canada to visit my Brother-In-Law. He's in-town for a scientific convention of some sorts and he'll be free most of Wednesday. It's the first time we've been able to get together with him in about 10 years (he was in Seattle a few days for a similar convention in 1998) So, we get to hang out with him and explore Canada. I've not been for over 10 years, so I'm excited not only to see my BiL but the city as well.

I'm proud of my BiL too. See, he wrote a little book called "Circular Villages of the Monongahela Tradition" which you can find on Amazon here. I think he's the only person in either of our families to get something published. He sent us a signed copy a few months ago when it was first published. We haven't read it yet, or at least not all the way through. It's a very dry, academic read, though informative and interesting. It's no fantasy novel to be read in a single day, however. Someday, I hope to go through the whole book.

I don't know what we'll be doing this week in Canada other than going to the Vancouver Zoo. But, whatever it is we do, I'm sure we'll have a blast.He's the fastest channel-surfer I've ever met and I wonder if he's honed his skills over the past 10 years.

The Shadow of the Republic

2008-03-23T03:21:00.000-07:00

If you're a Star Wars fan in or around Düsseldorf, Germany this weekend, you could be attending Jedi-Con 2008. This is the show where the Shadow Troopers will be debuted. Fans have speculated that this will be sold outside and after the show in some capacity or another since word was released of where they will debut, since, after all, if they were an exclusive to that show I"m sure Hasbro would have worded it as such and not a debut. Funny word, debut. You type it enough times and it doesn't even look like a word anymore. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut. Debut.

Ultra-cool and hip Star Wars fan site and news masters, Rebelscum broke the news this morning that this set will be available through the Star Wars Shop, like the Lucas Family Fun Set and the Overpriced-But-Now-Affordable Shadow Biker Scout and Speeder Bike set, starting this coming Monday.

I'm more interested in what the cost will be since these guys don't exist in any form of media that I'm aware of, like most things Star Wars labelled "shadow" these days. I mean, there's a Shadow AT-AT. How can an AT-AT sneak up on anything except a blind-deaf person not attuned to the Force? If it's a good enough deal, I'll probably bite. I could see $15 being my max for this set, though $10 would be the right price being I'm a cheap fan that feels entitled to everything Hasbro has to offer at clearance prices.

Seven Thought Saturday

2008-03-22T17:23:00.000-07:00

1.) Trying something a little different tonight.

2.) I find myself quoting Family Guy quite a lot lately.

3.) I don't know if that's a good thing.

4.) I really like the picture I took of myself this morning.

5.) I also like the new shirt I'm wearing in that picture that I got from work.

6.) I'd like to take more pictures of stuff and things.

7.) I just need to make the time.

Mother Truckin' Phunny

2008-03-22T11:33:00.000-07:00

One of yesterday's entries on Garfield minus Garfield struck me as incredibly funny, so I just had to share it directly with my three readers:

Deal of the Day

2008-03-21T14:27:00.000-07:00

Didn't make it to the San Diego Comic-Con last year? You wanted the Exclusive Comic-Con 2007 Shadow Scout with Speeder Bike Figure, but were to cheap to order it online like me? Well, time is on your side. You can order it online for the low price of $9.99, a savings of $13.01. So, don't delay. Act now. Supplies are running out. Why do I feel like a Smash Mouth song all of a sudden?

We Named the Dog Indiana

2008-03-21T13:38:00.000-07:00

For the last couple months, I've been eyeing the new Indiana Jones Lego sets. Today, I finally broke down and bought the ~~cheapest~~ ~~smallest~~ most affordable of the current offerings; set 7620 Indiana Jones Motorcycle Chase. While fun, you don't get so much bang for your buck as opposed to non-licensed sets in the same price range.

For characters, you get Indy, Dr. Jones, and your very own Nazi Lego mini-figure, though he's not labelled as such. Also included are two motorcycles, a side-car, most of a guard post, a flag on a pole, and two crates. It's a fun set, though I wish there was more to it, like this set for instance. Both retail for $10. But, hey, it's Indiana Jones. Now to get him and Han Solo together for the first time.

We Named the Dog Indiana

2008-03-21T13:37:00.000-07:00

Snake-Eyes

2008-03-20T18:26:00.000-07:00

Feeling better now and here's one piece of tonight's pick-me-up, the first official image of Snake-Eyes from the upcoming G.I.Joe movie, courtesy of HISSTank.com.

Lookin' pretty sharp there. I'm sure Ray Park (Darth Maul from TPM and Toad from X-Men) will do a good job. I mean, it's not like he has to say anything.

Some Days...

2008-03-20T15:00:00.000-07:00

Some days, especially this one, this strip from Garfield Minus Garfield expresses how I feel:

I mean, I know everybody can't possibly hate me. But after the last couple weeks it sure feels that way sometimes.

Memories, Like the Rat Infested Corner of Your Mind You Wish You Could Forget About but Simply Cannot

2008-03-15T16:09:00.000-07:00

A while back I was going through Google's newsgroup archives from when I was a prolific contributor to alt.toys.transformers. Man, those were the days, weren't they? I was a fucking asshole and a temperamental one at that. There were fights and long threads on all sorts of ugliness going on. Now, there were more good times than bad, but those bad times really bug me now. What the hell was I on? I occurs to me now that I was part of the toy-nerd stereotype only instead of living in my parent's basement I was living in my apartment, which was on the bottom floor, near a hill, and the sun never shone in it. So, it was kinda like a basement, just not in name, but in theory.

I'd like to think I've matured a lot since my days of posting to att. Sure, I still collect toys and I talk about them online frequently. But, I've isolated myself from a lot of the other 20-to-30-somethings that live in basement apartments that I used to converse with frequently since then. Well, as isolated as one can be in an internet kind or way. Anyway, I'm not getting into verbal struggles with others about silly things like why Optimus can be a truck and a monkey or that Nightbird really is just an over-sized and curvy Robbie the Robot. There were some great people I met during those years that I'm still in contact with, mostly. There was a recent spat on a Yahoo! group I had that was the result of built up frustrations from three or four years prior. But, that's neither here nor there.

I guess I don't really know where I was going with this, but it felt good to get it out there. In a way, I wish I could forget it all, erase it from the Intertron. However, I think it's a good thing that it's still out there to remind me of a time I'm not proud of so I can learn from it and not make the same mistake again, hopefully.

Three Confession Thursday

2008-03-13T02:55:00.000-07:00

1.) It's been a while since I've done one of these because I'm afraid to confess on the Intertron.

2.) When i was in grade school, I told friends that I saw Satan move aside a grate in the ground in front of my parent's house and climb out of it. I don't know why I did that. Maybe I wanted to sound cool to the other 5-year-olds or something. Thinking back on it now, I wonder if anyone ever believed me or if I just looked like an idiot from day one.

3.) I kicked a rock in my preschool's parking lot one day while coming back from a field trip or something. It hit the tire of a car in the parking lot doing no damage. I was scolded soemthing fierce for it and to this day do not see it as a big deal. It's not like I damaged the car.

Disappointment in Mankind

2008-03-12T14:20:00.000-07:00

The store manager at my work is coming back tomorrow after too long of an absence. He was out of state helping another district for three weeks and on vacation this past week. Today, we were supposed to get everything in tip-top shape for his return. I busted my ass working in various areas of the store to make sure things looked good. I have to rely on a younger crew for some of the work and there lies the problem. There are a few folks that really let me down today. I needed them to be on their A-game and I got their C-Game. I wish I could have conveyed in words just how important it was to me that they do their jobs and do them well. I was really stressed out about today and they didn't help that at all. It got to the point where I just stopped caring if they did their jobs or not. I'm not their to babysit 20-somethings and I'm tired of it.

So, after work I stopped by a few stores to see if I could find the Star Wars figures I'm looking for (EVO Trooper, Jumptrooper, Shadow Guard, and Battle Damaged Vader) only to come away empty handed. No biggie really. I just really hate the hunt, especially with gas prices going up and up. While at Target, I noticed they had their endcap of exclusives set up (a Kashyyyk Battlepack, Aayla Secura's Starfighter, and two Galactic Heroes multipacks). There was another adult collector there, grabbing boxes and slapping them back to the shelf. At the main Star Wars section, he rifled through the pegged toys like a 5-year-old, knocking things over and putting one of the endcap battle packs in the wrong place. When he left the area, I started to pick up after him as I shopped. It's always easier to look through a clean aisle than a messy one. When I left the aisle, he returned to destroy it again. What the hell, man? I wandered off and once I saw he was gone I cleaned up his mess again.

If this is how adults act at work and while shopping, I feel like I want to give up on people and become a hermit. Too bad being a hermit doesn't pay very well.

Ten Thought Tuesday

2008-03-11T17:15:00.000-07:00

1.) Had a good day at work today.

2.) A copy of the DVD of the complete series of Dungeons & Dragons was sold to us today.

3.) It's now awaiting my purchasing it.

4.) As is the first season of the Venture Bros.

5.) I wish I could find the rest of the Force Unleashed figures.

6.) I needs me some battle damaged Vader love.

7.) Found myself tempted by some Transformers that are on sale at Toys R Us today.

8.) I came out of the store without buying a thing.

9.) That's a big accomplishment for me, so I'm proud of myself.

10.) I feel that tomorrow will be stressful at work, though I'm hoping it goes smoothly.

Dirtbag of the Month: February 2008

2008-03-07T16:34:00.000-08:00

Click here for the original article and a picture of this dirtbag. This guy just pisses me off. I'm glad his ass is behind bars.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Anthony Ricca called the Star Wars Legos items he sold on EBay "Heroes of the Galaxy." West Palm Beach authorities call his actions a $42,000 theft scheme.

The 37-year-old Ricca is charged with grand theft and fraud after allegedly stealing the Legos Star Wars toys from several Target stores in Broward and Palm Beach counties.

He was in court early Thursday and it wasn't immediately clear if he had a lawyer. A message left on his home voice mail wasn't immediately returned.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Ricca was arrested Wednesday after Target officials caught him shoplifting Legos. Detectives also found an EBay account titled "Heroes of the Galaxy" and a company with the same name listing Ricca as president.

"There is apparently some type of nostalgic or intrinsic value for these Star Wars Legos products, where individuals that are fans of Star Wars end up bidding for these products and buying them on Ebay," Pete Palenzuela with the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office told WPBF News 25.

A search warrant of Ricca's home found hundreds of Lego products. Over $42,000 in Legos has been sold on the "Heroes" Ebay account, police said.

Authorities said that Target store officials began an investigation about a year ago after noticing that their Star Wars Legos inventory was coming up short. According to a police report, detectives discovered that Ricca would legitimately buy the merchandise, put it in his car, then return to the store, pick up the same merchandise and walk out of the store with the toys and the first receipt in hand.

Ricca's method of operation was so covert that store employees had no idea Ricca had been stealing for so long, WPBF reported. One store manager told WPBF that he only found out about the investigation after the arrest.

Police said that Ricca confessed to stealing about $150 worth of toys each week.